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5 Dos and Don’ts at a Nude Resort
#3 — Don’t be the only one standing during a conversation
Do you sleep in your birthday suit and vacate work clothes the moment you arrive home. Maybe you’re a closet nudist.
If you’re like me, when it comes to feeling comfortable in your body, sans clothes, it’s absolutely one of your happy places.
As a closet nudist myself, it’s no surprise going to a nudist resort was on my bucket list. Years later, I am now a seasoned patron. Have you been yet? Wanna go?
If “go to a nude resort” is on your bucket list too, then I’d like to share some insights with you on how to navigate your first time.
#1 Don’t stare.
This may seem obvious to you, but it has to be said. Good heavens, don’t stare!
Your mind will be racing to normalize this newfound imagery. You are not used to seeing so much unencumbered skin and private bits out in the open. It’ll take you time to acclimate.
DO bring dark sunglasses
Really dark sunglasses. Your mind will be saying, “oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh”, and “oh, that piercing must have hurt” — but your mouth, jaw, and eyebrows should remain as lifeless as possible.
