I Park Like a Jerk
Sorry…It’s an accident!
1 min readJul 25, 2022
Hand on the bible, I am a really great parker.
Supreme. Spectacular really.
I am perfectly spaced in every spot, every time. Wheels forward, kind to my neighbor.
My parallel parking is on point. I almost auditioned for Fast and the Furious 27: Sliding In Sexy, but decided I didn’t care to live in Hollywood or have…